White Gold Supremacist RON PAUL fights off Black Carbon, Watermelons : The South Gonna Rise Again !

WHITE GOLD

Like too many of his followers, Ron Paul, the world's leading White Gold Supremacist, has a documented history of "issues" with questions of race.

Raised in the American South , he may not even be aware of just where all his followers' hyper-firing synapse connections of random data are leading his movement against "fiat" money.

But clearly many literally do see the world in black and white terms ; more specifically "black versus white" terms.

Apparently it is all the result of a mess of free-floating memes in their over active neurons having collided, producing a nightmare , to them , of a successful conspiracy of black carbon currency against white gold currency, led by dangerous hordes of watermelons.

(As Canadian Liberals are wont to say, "I am not making this up".)

"Invasion of the free-floating synapse memes" 

It all begins to feel like what happens after you watch BIRTH OF A NATION and THE INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, after eating way too many deep-fried crawdaddies way too late at night.

This is the stuff of cultural nightmares - and individual indigestion.

So to the bilious believers of Ron Paul's rantings : take a milk of magnesia and call your doctor in the morning,  if you still think the watermelons in your garden are really plotting world one government domination.....

Invasion of the WATERMELONS helps BLACK carbon overwhelm WHITE gold

Watermelon SPOKESPERSON

Where on earth is the Ku Klux Klan when you really, really need them ?

As mass hysteria builds and hyper-firing synapses go into overdrive, the climate change conspiracy freaks and freakettes were stunned by authoritative reports than gangs of marauding alien watermelons have broken out of Area 51 and are headed due North East, intent on taking over the United Nations Building and forming a One World Government.

Along the way the watermelons have helps hordes of  BLACK carbon   "fiat"    dollars overwhelm the tiny , outnumbered, forces of WHITE gold.

Watermelons & Black carbon currency worst nightmare for White gold supremacist Ron Paul

Ron Paul has reportedly been captured, maybe even dead.

Conspiracy experts say they all stop it coming : "there has long been an affinity between watermelons and blacks , so this union of watermelons and black carbon currency should have come as a surprise to no one".

"Meanwhile, don't expect the defenders of pure white, blue-eyed, Aryan gold not to go down without a stiff fight with the dark swarthy forces of black carbon."

This report complied with the help of the Roswell New Mexico
survivalist militia and We Be Change .....

"DR STRANGELOVE" of the global-warming-Jewish-flouridation-vaccination-9/11-conspiracy-plot is long overdue

let's NUKE the warmists !

Listen up, people ! Particularly people of the-Babylon-that-is-Hollywood.

A new 21st century "DR STRANGELOVE" is long, long, long overdue.

But not a re-make of  "fluoride in our water is destroying the vital gonads of the cold-war warrior race" .

No, rather a new one : all about the mad, wacky, bizarre world of  those millions of climate deniers who firmly believe that global-warming-is-all-a-Jewish-vaccination/fluoridation -9/11-conspiracy-plot.

The hitherto hidden racism of those who believe in global warming...

A sinister plot to take over the world and make black carbon and not white gold the basis of the new world order currency of terror.

(Er : shouldn't it be the Negroes ,rather than the Hebs , in charge of this particular black vs white paranoia ?)

It could be a docudrama torn from the pages (er, frames) of YouTube videos and body-snatching podcasts.

True, it could prove a bit hard to exceed these videos' own self-satirizing efforts : out of the mouths of wack jobs, as they say.

But trust the dinosaurs of the newspaper demi-world to get it so totally wrong : by focusing on the science of the deniers, when really - by their own words - it is really all about conspiracies of world domination.

Hmmm , I wonder what Ed Riche or Rick Mercer is up to these days - or the Donovans, for that matter ...